Degeneration X

Dangerous Confessions of Shimoga Episode

Confession No. 1
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Yes, I did It :-( ...... I made the cardinal sin of eating in a KaKa Hotel (hotel tara ... courtesy shivakumar) ... adu nonveg !!! It gave me a lifetime of memory. I hate eating non-veg now & have completely stopped eating non-veg !!!

Let me get into details ........
* Nakkan barota (its paratha) antha kodthane ... olle sandpaper thara hard agi iruthey.
* Nakkan EggMasala ante .... kolthogiro mori (motte) koche thara ithu ... yuck.
* Nakkan Gheerice antu vasane bartha ithu ... it was a restaurant in hell !!!
* Nakkan Chilly Chicken (Adi's Itemu) antu chilly + some alien thing(naayi mamsanu irbahudu) thara ithu ... i don't know how old was that ???
* Nakkan Slice anthu bottle open maadi naanu ucche uydiro thara ithu !!!

Losses:
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- We paid 200/- rs for the food we didn't eat.
- I got fever afterwards ... still recovering.
- I dont know whether i will ever taste nonveg again !!!

Gains/Lessons learnt:
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- Never Ever go to a restaurant near bus stand.
- I am not eating non-veg.

Confession No. 2
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Yes, I have the capacity .... yes i can simply drink half litre of whisky & have a terrible hangover the next day. I dont want to elaborate much on this ..... i hate the feeling of hangover !!! I sincerely apologize to all my friends for the inconvenience i caused the next day .... I hope you guys understand that i had very little energy left :-).


Lessons Learnt:
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- Never Ever have an hangover, when you have planned to do anything next day.
- Corrollary of 1: Moderate when you are in a far away place ;-) !

HP Habba Rewind: One Year Ago !!!

Hi All,
I was thinking about the title... and following things ran out of control in my mind.......
If it is all about having fun then why don't we have a BLAST 05.
If it is the festival of hp then why don't we call it HP-Habba 05 or STSD-Habba
If the Motto of fun@stsd is showcasing cultural talents then why don't we have a talentfest 05 or CultureFest 05
If you want to celebrate then why don't we have utsava 05
If you want it to be entertaining then let it be jalwa 05
If it is about partying like Spanish then why don't we call it fiesta 05
If we want to bring all the stsd employees together as Milana 05
Just how unix became HP-UX let fun become HP-FN 05
..........and many more......~stopped thinking~
If we can zero-in on the motto of the Fun@Stsd, Probably we can choose a title easily.
And why don't we ask Junta on hpiso general to give their optinion or suggestions for title.
More to come.....
~Chetan

Prema geema ...bari Sullu ....

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo
neeralli kande naanu ah meenina hejje ....
kannige kanaa lilla ah bannada gejje.

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo

nagutha baruva .... kanasu koduva ....
manasu muriva ..... tanuva suduva ....
e preetine sullu ....... kannalllina mullu...
premada aramaneye ... galiya gopuravo...
premada gelethanave ... nagara chumbanavo....
yella natakavo ... yella butakavo....

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo....

Parvathi illada paramesha ... yethako E-vaNa gosha
Premave jevana sandesha ... tegediriso ninna vesha

pralaya barali .... vilaya tarali
avale barali ..... usire bidali
nangenu bekilla ..... nangyara hangilla
naane sangeetha .... naane vedantha
adi anthyaku nanade sidantha
naane naadamaya ..... naane digvijaya

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo.....
neeralli kande naanu ah meenina hejje ....
kannige kanaa lilla ah bannada gejje.

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo....

HP Closes In On IBM

Great News for Hpites.... HP Finally showing its value over Shit Company IBM.

Read thru' the snip from http://finance.yahoo.com/columnist/article/business/8704

HP creeps up on IBM

Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) might overtake IBM (IBM) as the world's largest technology company this year. (The New York Times, free registration required) HP posted better-than-expected revenue of $21.9 billion in its third quarter, an increase of 5 percent over the same period last year. CEO Mark Hurd expects revenue of $92.1 billion this year. Analysts think IBM's full-year revenue will be $89.9 billion. They credit HP with posting higher margins on computer sales, even though rival Dell (DELL) cut PC prices. "It shows that through restructuring and execution," said William Shope of J.P. Morgan, "HP has significantly changed the competitive landscape."