Drop'em All....

I am fed up with abysmal failures of indian team in test cricket. This team needs a big break, after ganguly left. I mean we have to start rebuilding the test team. It is nothing but a bunch of glorious bunnies !!! To me rebuilding is as simple as Droping old people and bringin some fresh legs.

@Dropzone are
Sachin (topper)
Bhajji (listless performer .... let him prove it in domestic cricket)
Sehwag ( same applies to him to )

@Freshlegs are
Raina (seems to be good)
Chawla (replacement for kumble in near future)
likes of Gambir, Venu's & Barrington rowland,etc

India should look forward to build a team which would win all conditions be it home or away, only then we could consider ourselves as Challengers to Mighty Aussies.

Best Compliment Ever !!!

I have received everything(almost all the crap in this world) about my hairs... ( I mean hairs on my head). From Parents to Relatives to Friends to anonymous guys, they have all said in unison that my hairstyle is crap !!! wait just let me recollect all the numerous, ingenious names ....
1.) Jogi (famous all over Independent Karnataka)
2.) Anniyan (name given by all my tamil friends)
3.) Ambi (---------------do--------------------)
4.) Remo (---------------do--------------------)
5.) Mogli (courtesy: colleague)
6.) Jungli (courtesy: colleague)
7.) Sanju baba (courtesy: colleague)
8.) Tarzan (courtesy: colleague)
9.) Lakapna-halli pujari (my mom)
10.) Don (courtesy: colleague)
11.) John Abraham !!! (courtesy: Colleague )
12.) Rockstar (friend)
13.) Futball player (friend)
14.) Dhoni (Average Indian Cricket Fan)
15.) Model (many Friends)

+++ Inumerable times people have sung hodimaga hodimaga, Jogi song's when i am in public.
Even in srikrishna's abode(udupi) i was not spared, somewas singing hodimaga/jogi chants when i was there.

If you think this is some of the best compliments / taunts people have thrown my way .... you are absolutely wrong ! Yesterday i had been to my cousins "seemantha" (i dont know how its pronounced ... basically its a girlie type function). A cute litte beautifull girl comes saw me coming and shouted to her uncle. "Mama, yaar adu ... English-Navra ???"
I was shell shocked, wait i minute from which angle do i look like that ... how different are humans perceptions and cognizances. But I was impressed for a minute ... wait this is the best compliment which I have come across.

English-Navru !!!

MES College Nudimuttugalu ....

Here comes the NudiMuttugalu.......

1.) IF u think ur OUTSTANDIN....u wil b STANDING OUT....!!
2.) there are 3 types of sexual disease and u'll get any one of them in the exam
3.)
"illenu jatka odkantha iddina"
"illenu maramman dance madthaiddina, hage galati madthiralla"
4.) "I talking, she talking, why you middle middle talk?"!!!
5.) eega swalpa meenugaLa bagge odoNa. 2 sankhyegaLanna togoLLi. iveraDara madhyadalli ondu meenanna biDi. idE arithmetic meenu
6.) egyptians dugged wells!
7.) KATTE BADAVA,5 HOURS PORTION 1 HOURALLI COVER MAAD SAYBEKU,SLOWLY NANTE SLOWLY,MUCHKOND KUTKO RASCAL
8.) we the people of the study of the history hoisting rockets!!!
9.) You are regularly irregular to class so yours new face
10.) Dating? My son ok..My daughter...NOOO
11.) avaru sullu helodanna manglurinalli kalitharu
12.) aids does not spread by "shake handing

Some Memorable moments @ Dodaldamara(Big Banyan Tree)

For starters I had taken few of my friends to see the sites, which my cousin was entrusted to sell. I had a bad day at feild, spilling and spoiling the mood. Anyhow I managed get out of my guilt and headed for office. Kiran was miscalled and was summoned to my darbar. I took kiran to my home along with satish(one of my accomplice for the heist which follows). We met some of satish's freinds at Magadi Road & Ring Road Junction (Gowdas INN to be exact !!!)......
Current mood : Pissed off !!!.... I lost a fully loaded blog ... due to ..........
ok now let us see sites ...........














Some more photos of future layout ..... I prefered ground shots to be safe......

All of them saw the future layouts and started calculating the financial aspects of the layout and its feasibility.

Now lets get back to the main thing, some one saw savandurga betta (its visible from the layout) and pop came the idea of biking to savandurga !!! Ok, I said let me see ... well we can decide while we are leaving was my answer to the plan. The time, we had to decide, we asked locals as how much kms away is savandurga .... another 50kms came my response in unison with locals. 50k was too much in that heat/dust/kachada road. Some one said that dodda alada mara is just 10kms away from where we were, so we decided that we are going to dodda alada mara... means a big banyan tree(sorry for not explaining earlier).

Yeah, the road as expected was terrible, it was a hot, sunny day. Luckily we hit a patch of road which had been tarred a few days back. It was fun riding on that road, except for a frightening moment ... i thought i would hit a cow which was dancing on the road ... freakin I was for a moment !

We did reach the dodalada mara without much hue or cry. I had not taken anything since marning, so we jumped into a dabba hotel... but food was ok(bit costly though... he charged 10 bucks for a plate of ricesambar ... which one would get easily for 5 bucks in any village).

Current mood: Blogger sucks man...its not allowing me to upload any images !

After the lunch, we headed straigt into the dodda alada mara, it wasnt crowded strangely on a sunday ! May be its not the place it used to be, it was a great picnic spot maybe 5-10 years back, when i had visited with my cousins. The place is now kept really clean, very well maintained. I saw a batch of primates on a bench, took lot of videos and snaps of them....felt that i could become a wildlife videographer, some were really close(up). And there was a beautifull aunty whom we couldnt resist taking a snap of her. Mission Accomplished ! btw the mission was to see dodaladamara and not taking snap of aunty ;).

We left the place and reached Raghavendra's place.... I cannot forget the taste of chakli...its taste was exactly matching with chakli of my moms .... quite possible that both may be having same recipe !!! Thanks to your mother raghu for chakli and sweet kajaya.

Well, there ended my trip, i had to drop balli(satisha) to his college(UVCE...hez doin his partime BE).

That's it for now ... signing of from my desk ... yours truly Chetan !

PS : I would upload photos into this post as and when blogger allows me to so ;)

My Favourite Toy.....

Let me introduce all of you to my new partner.... my pulsar is more than a bike for me & i refer to it as she.
I am incredibly Fida on her. When I was looking for a bike, my options were like looking for a second hand bike or a lowend bike to satisfy my transport needs. I was not all looking at pulsar ... initially i was a bit allergic towards pulsar becoz of its rich kid looks. Finally it was pulsar mainly because of my father and brother insisted on pulsar(her).

Ok, I had to wait for 2 days to get my hands over her. My dad had got the bike when i was away ... i dont remember where i was then. First Impression ... yeah she is much better than average bitch(hero's, & tvs's) you can find. Infact she is royal. She started to turn me on, whenever I saw her. A guy who was hating her, was suddenly starting to love her. This was like a perfect story book love story where guy initially hates gurl and later realizes the love for gurl and starts loving her so much that he cannot think of another gurl now !!!

Yenu ide sisya life nalli??

yenu illa
nakkan belagge eddare ade kittogiro mukha
ade kittogiro brushu
ade kittogiro snana
ade kittogiro combu
ade kittogiro mirror
ade kittogiro wastebody mirrornalli
ade kittogiro watchu
ade kaacha
ade kittogiro shoe
ade kittogiro batte
ade kittogiro bussu
bus standnalli ade kittogiro figuregalu
busnalli ade kittogiro colleaguesu
ade kittogiro Old Madras Roadu
OM Roadnalli ade kittogiro traffic jamu
traffic jamnalli ade kittogiro ITPL figuregalu
ade kittogiro KR Puram bridju
ade kittogiro officu
ade kittogiro Desktopu
ade kittogiro clientu
ade kittogiro bandli manageru
ade kittogiro avana PJgalu
PJgalige naguva ade kittogiru scrap figurgalu
ade kittogiro GM emailsu
ade kittogiro 10 gante tea breaku
ade kittogiru toilet breaku
ade kittogiro orkuttu
orkutnalli ade kittogiro friendsu
ade kittogiro cafeteria
ade kittogiro leather chapathi Thali
ade kittogiro afternoon walku
ade kittogiro afternoon tea breaku
afternoon breaknalli ade kittogiro scrap figurgalu
figurgala ade kittogiro nakra
nakrakke nanna ade kittogiro middle finger
sayankala ade kittogiro 'snakes'(snacks)
snakes admele ade kittogiro dodda morige nanna contributionnu
tirga ade kittogiro bussu
ade kittogiro bus stopu
nakkan ade kittogiro mukta
mukta admele ade kittogiro porn websitu
nakkan konege ade kittogiro bed
bed mele ade kittogiro j*t*k*.

Ide namma Software Engineergala dina nityada nakkan kittogiro routine.

Short Story by my friend

There was a contest in my company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which wud start with the line " On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station "

This is what i worte for the contest....... surprisingly, it was adjudged the best short story ;;))

On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase "appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details where typed in flying colours. Thunders broke into my ears and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry , I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.

While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange co-incidence, this guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind......... splash!!! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "wake up man. Come to meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready"

Sleeping with roaches,lizards & rats......

I didnot know what Herpetophobia(Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things) meant, but came to know when i had to find a word for my ordeal. I had to share (still sharing) my bed with roaches, lizards & rats for more than a week. Every night I used to wake up in awe ....why, why, why ..... it happens only to me. why do these roaches,lizard are so fond of my face and bed ?

The answer to the above question seemed irrelevant to me, since it doesn't solve my problem.

I couldn't find a solution to this problem .... but workaround I did... now i have to sleep keeping the lights on, since those creepy, crawly things dont come out in bright light !

Still ... I sleep with my eyes open.