Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Theatre of Mind
Family of four with 2 cubs, with their friend a lion like canine were crushed. There was a mistake this was not suppose to happen, he cried for the mistake, in fact ran away and hid his face but to no avail. Guilt caught up with him for not saving them but he unknowingly pushed them into death.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Girl (The Beatles song)
Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still you don't regret a single day.
Ah girl! Ffff...Girl Girl!
When I think of all the times I've tried SO HARD to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry;
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her
After all this time I don't know why.
Ah, girl! Ffff...Girl Girl!
She's the kind of girl who puts you down
When friends are there, you feel a fool.
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood.
She's cool, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Girl! Ffff...Girl Girl!
Was she told when she was young that pain
Would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said
That a man must break his back to earn
His day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when he's dead?
Ah girl!Ffff...Girl Girl!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Barney Stinson University (B.S.U.)
OPEN ENROLLMENT -- COURSE ADDITION
SOC 435 -- Woo and You: A Study of Woo Girls in their Natural Habitats
Course Objective: For students to gain a greater knowledge and insight into the species of Woo Girl and their various breeds and types. Course will be hands on/pants off and focus specifically on Woo Girl haunts such as Mardi Gras, Western Themed Bars, and Spring Break. At the end of the ten week session, students are expected to have thorough and exhaustive knowledge of Woo Girl culture and mating rituals.
Prerequisites: Students shall have successfully passed both CGR 105 (An Introduction To Cougars) and ADV BRST 235 (Differential Equations and Matrix Algebra of Breasts.) Enrollment is limited to upper classmen only.
Professor: Stinson, B.
Class Schedule:
Week 1: WHAT IS A WOO?
An overview of Woous Normalus and their place in history, society, and mythology. Special guest lecturer: 3-time Wet T-shirt champion Tara Collins.
Week 2: THE CALL OF THE WOO
An in-depth look at the mating call. In the laboratory, students will master both the tonal aspects and wavelength duration of a Woo call. Later, during advanced fieldwork, students will attempt to infiltrate a pack of Woo girls, observe them in their native environments, and record and submit the phone numbers of any hot ones.
Week 3: THE BEAD INDUSTRY
The symbiotic relationship between young, impressionable women and shiny round objects on strings. We will examine both the micro and macro economics of Wooing.
Week 4: SUB-SPECIES OF WOO
Woous Vegasus, Woous PanamaCityus, and Woous SouthPadreus. We will explore their differences and similarities as well as their journey from Daddy’s Little Girl to Bad Relationships, and how the Discovery of Madori affects this evolution.
Week 5: MOVIE NIGHT
In what has traditionally been a popular lecture, students will analyze and deconstruct a collection of Girls Gone Wild DVD’s.
Week 6: WOO GIRLS AT THE WORKPLACE
An analysis of Woo Girl professionals. Lecture will focus through a historical lens, highlighting Woo girls in the workplace from the early days of aviation hospitality to present day pharmaceutical sales.
Week 7: FIELD TRIP TO MARDI GRAS
Students will observe the highest Holy Day of Woo, in the Wooiest City in the World.
Week 8: ORAL PRESENTATIONS
Students present theses prepared over this intensive two month course. Suggested topics include: The Seasons of Woo, The Origins of Woo, and Woos in World War II.
Required Reading:
-- Subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine
-- STA Spring Break Travel Guide ‘09
-- The Female Anatomy, 1991 ed.
-- The Bro Code
-- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Required Viewing:
-- Charlie’s Angels: The Complete First Season
-- Wild Things
-- Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Season Yearbook 1994
-- MTV’s The Grind: Complete Series
SOC 435 -- Woo and You: A Study of Woo Girls in their Natural Habitats
Course Objective: For students to gain a greater knowledge and insight into the species of Woo Girl and their various breeds and types. Course will be hands on/pants off and focus specifically on Woo Girl haunts such as Mardi Gras, Western Themed Bars, and Spring Break. At the end of the ten week session, students are expected to have thorough and exhaustive knowledge of Woo Girl culture and mating rituals.
Prerequisites: Students shall have successfully passed both CGR 105 (An Introduction To Cougars) and ADV BRST 235 (Differential Equations and Matrix Algebra of Breasts.) Enrollment is limited to upper classmen only.
Professor: Stinson, B.
Class Schedule:
Week 1: WHAT IS A WOO?
An overview of Woous Normalus and their place in history, society, and mythology. Special guest lecturer: 3-time Wet T-shirt champion Tara Collins.
Week 2: THE CALL OF THE WOO
An in-depth look at the mating call. In the laboratory, students will master both the tonal aspects and wavelength duration of a Woo call. Later, during advanced fieldwork, students will attempt to infiltrate a pack of Woo girls, observe them in their native environments, and record and submit the phone numbers of any hot ones.
Week 3: THE BEAD INDUSTRY
The symbiotic relationship between young, impressionable women and shiny round objects on strings. We will examine both the micro and macro economics of Wooing.
Week 4: SUB-SPECIES OF WOO
Woous Vegasus, Woous PanamaCityus, and Woous SouthPadreus. We will explore their differences and similarities as well as their journey from Daddy’s Little Girl to Bad Relationships, and how the Discovery of Madori affects this evolution.
Week 5: MOVIE NIGHT
In what has traditionally been a popular lecture, students will analyze and deconstruct a collection of Girls Gone Wild DVD’s.
Week 6: WOO GIRLS AT THE WORKPLACE
An analysis of Woo Girl professionals. Lecture will focus through a historical lens, highlighting Woo girls in the workplace from the early days of aviation hospitality to present day pharmaceutical sales.
Week 7: FIELD TRIP TO MARDI GRAS
Students will observe the highest Holy Day of Woo, in the Wooiest City in the World.
Week 8: ORAL PRESENTATIONS
Students present theses prepared over this intensive two month course. Suggested topics include: The Seasons of Woo, The Origins of Woo, and Woos in World War II.
Required Reading:
-- Subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine
-- STA Spring Break Travel Guide ‘09
-- The Female Anatomy, 1991 ed.
-- The Bro Code
-- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Required Viewing:
-- Charlie’s Angels: The Complete First Season
-- Wild Things
-- Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Season Yearbook 1994
-- MTV’s The Grind: Complete Series
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Super Sport Sunday!
Its a sport lovers dream day ....
Morning: IND vs NZ (Test match)
Afternoon: Raceday (AUS GP)!
Evening: AUS vs SA (T20 match)
and then the EPL whole night.......
Enjai guys!
Morning: IND vs NZ (Test match)
Afternoon: Raceday (AUS GP)!
Evening: AUS vs SA (T20 match)
and then the EPL whole night.......
Enjai guys!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Geechings.....
When I started the blog Random Geechings ... I meant kannada "Geech"-ing where it means to "scratch randomly"!
Recently I encountered the following .....
Gooch: Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.
..................... guess what comes next!
Geeching: considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.
Now This is called EPIPHANY moment!
Recently I encountered the following .....
Gooch: Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.
..................... guess what comes next!
Geeching: considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.
Now This is called EPIPHANY moment!
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Fall behind
feeling endless hurt
Falling down, In the pain
Just kill me!
My heart's losing the color of life
Release all my pain, sadness
Kill my heart!
I don't wanna let my emotions get out!
Falling down, In the pain
Just kill me!
My heart's losing the color of life
Release all my pain, sadness
Kill my heart!
I don't wanna let my emotions get out!
Strange Dreams
I have been having these strange dreams/night mares from past few days ..... are they possible warnings?
Dream1: I am in a serene forest wandering, merry making jolly good. Suddenly out of nowhere a lion starts chasing me, I am fortunate to notice it and start to run. I keep running for a while and notice that lion is not very far behind me .... then I kind of blank out without knowing what happens next! The sinking feeling of death is all that remains .....
Dream2: I enjoy riding both in real and illusion. I am having one helluva ride, there is pure fun ... I would be almost ecstatic achieving nirvana state ... suddenly the same sinking feeling hits, this time its fast. I get the feeling of choking to death ... I will be killed instantly ... with not even a second to think!
Deathly dreams, which I prefer not to term "nightmares" as I am kind of indifferent to death. I dont know whether I have lived a quality life or life which I wanted to, many a times we dont have a choice to decide as the life itself was a chance with destiny.
Dream1: I am in a serene forest wandering, merry making jolly good. Suddenly out of nowhere a lion starts chasing me, I am fortunate to notice it and start to run. I keep running for a while and notice that lion is not very far behind me .... then I kind of blank out without knowing what happens next! The sinking feeling of death is all that remains .....
Dream2: I enjoy riding both in real and illusion. I am having one helluva ride, there is pure fun ... I would be almost ecstatic achieving nirvana state ... suddenly the same sinking feeling hits, this time its fast. I get the feeling of choking to death ... I will be killed instantly ... with not even a second to think!
Deathly dreams, which I prefer not to term "nightmares" as I am kind of indifferent to death. I dont know whether I have lived a quality life or life which I wanted to, many a times we dont have a choice to decide as the life itself was a chance with destiny.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Sangama
ಕಾಧು ಕಾಧು ನಾ ಕುಳಿತಿರುವೆ … ಎಂದು ಎಂದು ನೀ ನನಗೊಲಿವೆ …
ಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ …ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ …(2)
ಹುಡುಗ ಬಾರೋ ಬೀಗ ನೀನು … ಹೃದಯ ಕೂಗಿ ಕರೆಯುತಿದೆ ..
ಹುಡಿಗಿ ಮೂಡಿ ಮಾಡಿ ನೀನು … ಮನಸು ತೇಲಿದೆ …
ಕಾಧು ಕಾಧು ನಾ ಕುಳಿತಿರುವೆ … ಎಂದು ಎಂದು ನೀ ನನಗೊಲಿವೆ …
ಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ …ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ …
ಎಲ್ಲೋ ಇತ್ತು ಕಳೆದಿರೋ ಓಲೆ … ಏನೋ ಗೀಚಿ ಹರಿದಿರೋ ಹಾಳೆ …
ಎಲ್ಲದಕ್ಕೂ ನೀನೆ ಕರಣ … ಮನಸು ಕೆಡಿಸಿದವನೇ …
ಏನೂ ಮಾಡೋ ನೆಪದಲಿ ನೀನು … ನನ್ನೇ ನೋಡೋ ಗಳಿಗೆಗೆ ನಾನು …
ಯಾಕೆ ಈಗೆ ಕಾಡು ಕೂರುವೆ .. ತಿಳಿಸು ನಾನಗೆ ನೀನೆ …
ಕಣ್ಣಿಂದ ಒಂದು ಕಣ್ಣಿರ ಬಿಂದು ಕುಶಿಯಲಿ ಜಾರಿದೆ …
ಅಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ … ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ …
ಕಾಧು ಕಾಧು ನಾ ಕುಳಿತಿರುವೆ … ಎಂದು ಎಂದು ನೀ ನನಗೊಲಿವೆ …
ಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ …ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ …
ಒಂಟಿಯಾಗಿ ಕುಳಿತರು ಈಎಗೆ … ಅನ್ತಿನಿಂಗೆ ಕುಳಿತಿರು ಆಗೇ
ಬೆಚ್ಚನೀಯ ಬವನನ್ನಲಿ ಬರುತಲಿರುವುದು ಯೀಕೋ
ನಿನ್ನೆ ಮೊನ್ನೆ ಎನಿಸಿರಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ … ಇಂದು ನೀನು ಯೇದೆಯೋಳಗೆಲ್ಲ …
ನಿನ್ನ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಬೇರೆ ಯೋಚನೆ ನನಗೆ ಬರದು ಯೇಕೂ …
ಕಣ್ಮುಚ್ಚಿ ಕೊಂದು … ನಿನ್ನನ್ನೇ ಕಂಡು ಮೈಮರೆತು ಹೋದೆ ನಾ …
ಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ … ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ …
ಕಾಧು ಕಾಧು ನಾ ಕುಳಿತಿರುವೆ … ಎಂದು ಎಂದು ನೀ ನನಗೊಲಿವೆ …
ಆಗಲಿ ಸಂಗಮ …ನಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದ ಸಂಗಮ
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