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A Tale of two friends & two marriages

I am writing this on occasion of two marriages in december 2nd week of 2006. This is a distressing tale of my two close friends. Both have miserably failed to get their respective lady loves :-( ! I pity for, both of them who brought upon cataclysm of their love lives due to what could I term as highest order of shy-o-phobia or pathetic cowardice. They have none to blame but themselves.

Story 1:
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Rahul(name changed) is my school dost or rather chaddi dost !!! He works for a services company, I came to know about his love when I tried a Knavish love tool on him which I chanced upon on a random basis ;-) , the tool or rather html page pretends to find your love percentage when you input the names and sends the names to owner(me) in a clandestine manner.

I might have lost a fortune by this time trying to persuade this guy to propose before all is not lost. All inVain !!! He lost both his love and life I believe !!! I hate this guy for not for not having conviction in himself and his love. But I am with you mate !!! Don't worry I will provide you strength at this moment of unforseen unhappiness.

Story 2:
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Sidharth(name changed) is a close friend of mine ... hmm works at same place!!! He loves his neighbour hood beauty ;-), he made this confession recently when his lady love got enagaged !!! Myself and a group of friends persuaded him to express his love to his miss, but he keeps missing the miss he misses very much. His love is so pure that, he has made the highest order of penance (that is sacrifice) to metamorphose his feelings. He has got a beard now in the name of his virginal love so that his lady love will have a baby boy with her husband ofcourse. Don't worry maga we will provide you strength at this moment of unforseen unhappiness.

Co-incidences:
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1.) Both are my close friends.
2.) Both are attending their lovers weddings (Infact one story is similar to 'Arya' Movie !!! ).
3.) Both are gentlemen to the core.

Moral of the Story:
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Guys Please tell your love before sun sets !!!


What we have to do Now ???
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This is an appeal by chetan to all my friends, please show your support by writing comments. There is still a day or two for marriage, I am still trying to convice my friends .... so that we can pull off a last minute RHTDM Act !

yaava mohana murali karevudo

My Latest Crush : Mayanti Langer

Mayanti Langer

She is a Sports Jockey at Zee Sports. First time i liked a television personality not only for her looks(gorgeous lassie) but for her brains !!! She has an amazing knowledge of Football... why isn't she coaching Indian Womens Football Team ??? Anyways she has one loyal/loving fan in me ;-)

New Age Shayari ....

Agar Kismat mein likah hai lawde,

toh hamE kya milenge pakode !!!

Corporate Lessons

 

CORPORATE LESSON 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!

 

CORPORATE LESSON 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great opportunities!

 

CORPORATE LESSON 3

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.  "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

CORPORATE LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, Russian President Putin, Germany's Chancellor Kohl, American President George Bush and French Premiere Chirac who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.  Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French Premiere Chirac wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy

swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian President Putin turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is America's George Bush . He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "

MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will land you in.

CORPORATE LESSON 5

A Sales Engineer, a Deputy Manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager Deputy Manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the Sales Engineer could not keep quiet and shouted. "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always allow the boss to speak first!

Too Long But Absolutely, Absolutely Fantastic

Tree

People call me "Tree".
 

I had dated 5 girls when I was in Pre-U. There is one girl who I love a lot but never dared to go after. She didn't have a pretty face, good figure or an outstanding charm. She was just a very ordinary girl. I liked her. I really liked her. I liked her  innocence, her frankness, her intelligence and her fragility. Reason  for not going after her was that I felt somebody so ordinary like  her was not a good match for me. I was also afraid that after we  were together all the feelings would vanish. I was also afraid other's gossip would hurt her.

I felt that if she were my girl, she'd be mine ultimately & I didn't have to give up eve rything just for her. The last reason, made her  accompanying me for 3 years. She watched me chase other girls, and I  have made her heart cry for 3 years.

She was a good actor, and me a demanding director. When I kissed my  second girlfriend, she bumped into us. She was embarrassed but  smiled & said, "Go on!" before running off. The next day, her eyes  were swollen like a walnut. I did not want to know what caused her  to cry. Later that day, I returned from soccer training to get  something & watched her cry in the classroom for an hour or so. My  fourth girlfriend did not like her. There was once when both of them  quarreled. I know that based on her character she is not the type  that will start the quarrel. However, I still sided my girlfriend. I  shouted at her & ignored her feelings and walked off with my  girlfriend. The next day, she was laughing & joking with me like  nothing happened. I know she was hurt but she did not know deep down  inside I was hurt too.

When I broke up with my fifth girlfriend, I asked her out. Later  that day, I told her I had something to tell her. I told her about  my break up. Coincidentally, she has something to tell me too, about  her getting together. I knew who the person was. His pursuit for her  had been the talk of the School. I did not show her my heartache,  just smiles & best wishes. Once I reached home, I could not breathe.  Tears rolled & I broke down. How many times have I seen her cry for
the man who did not acknowledge her presence?   

During graduation, I read a SMS in my hp. It said, "Leaf's departure  is because of Wind's pursuit. Or because Tree didn't ask her to  stay"

Leaf

People call me Leaf.

During the 3 years of Pre-U, I was on very close terms with a guy as
buddy kind. However, when he had his first girlfriend, I learnt a
feeling I never should have learnt - Jealousy. Sourness to the
extreme limit. They were only together for 2 months. When they broke
up, I hid my happiness. But after a month, he got together with
another girl.

I liked him & I know he liked me. But why won't he pursue me? Since
he loves me why he didn't he make the first move? Whenever he had a
new girlfriend, my heart would hurt. After some time, I began to
suspect that this was one-sided love. If he didn't like me, why did
he treat me so well? It's beyond what you will normally do for a
friend. I know his likes, his habits. But his feelings towards me I
can never figure out. You can't expect me a girl, to ask him.
Despite that, I still wanted to be by his side. Care for him,
accompany him, and love him. Hoping that one day, he will come to
love me. Because of this, I waited for him. Sometimes, I wondered if
I should continue waiting. The pain, the dilemma accompanied me for
3 years.

At the end of my 3rd year, a junior pursues me. Everyday he pursues
me. He's like the cool & gentle wind, trying to blow off a leaf from
a tree. In the end, I realized that I wanted to give this wind a
small footing in my heart. I know the wind will bring the leaf to a
better land. Finally, leaf left the tree, but the tree only smiled &
didn't ask me to stay.

Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit. Or cause Tree didn't
ask her to stay.
 

Wind
 

Because I like a girl called leaf. Because she's so dependent on
tree, so I have to be a gust wind. A wind that will blow her away.
When I first met her, it was 1 month after I was transferred to this
new school. I saw a petite person look ing at my seniors & me
playing soccer. During ECA time, she will always be sitting there.
Be it alone or with her friends, looking at him. When he talks with
girls, there's jealousy in her eyes. When he looked at her, there's
a smile in her eyes. Looking at her became my habit. Just like, she
likes to look at him.

One day, she didn't appear. I felt something missing. I can't
explain the feeling except it's a kind of uneasiness. The senior was
also not there as well. I went to their classroom, hid outside and
saw my senior scolding her. Tears were in her eyes while he left.
The next day, I saw her at her usual place, looking at him. I walked
over and smiled to her. Took out a note & gave to her. She was
surprised. She looked at me, smiled & accepts the note. The next
day, she appeared & passes me a note and left.

It read, "Leaf's heart is too heavy and wind couldn't blow her
away."

"It's not that leaf heart is too heavy. It because leaf never want
to leave tree." I replied her note with this statement and slowly
she started to talk to me & accept my presents & phone calls. I know
that the person she loves is not me. But I have this perseverance
that one day I will make her like me. Within 4 months, I have
declared my love for her no less than 20 times. Every time, she will
divert away from the topic. But I never give up. If I decide I want
her to be mine, I will definitely use all means to win her over. I
can't remember how many times I have declared my love to her.
Although I know, she will try to divert but I still bear a small ray
of hope.

Hoping that she will agree to be my girlfriend. I didn't hear any
reply from her over the phone. I asked, "What are you doing? How
come you didn't want to reply?" She said, "I'm nodding my
head". "Ah?" I could n't believe my ears. "I'm nodding my head" She
replied loudly. I hang up the phone, quickly changed and took a taxi
and rush to her place & press her doorbell. During the moment when
she opens the door, I hugged her tightly.

Leaf departure is because of Wind pursuit. Or because Tree didn't
ask her to stay...
 

Moral

In love, we win very rarely, but when love is true, even if you
lose, you still win just for having the tingle of loving someone
more than you love yourself.

There comes a time when we stop loving someone, not because that
person has stopped loving us but because we have found out that,
they'd be happier if we let go....

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we
imagine? When we kiss?

This is because THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE UNSEEN.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never
want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end
of the world. It's the beginning of a new life. Happiness lies for
those who cry those who hurt, those who have searched and those who
have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the
people who have touched our lives.

A great love? It's when you shed tears and still you care for them,
it's when they ignore you and still you long for them. It's when
they begin to love another and yet you smile and say, "I'm happy for
you." If love fails, set yourself free, let your heart spread its
wings and fly again. Remember you may find love and lose it, but
when love dies, you never have to die with it.

The strongest people are not those who always win but those who
stand back up when they fall. Somehow, along the course of life, you
learn about yourself and realize that there should never be regrets,
only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you've made.

Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen
but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not
how you let go but how you hold on.

It's more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly. Outward
tears can be wiped away while secret tears scar forever. ..

It's best to wait for the one you want than settle for one that's
available. It's best to wait for the right one because life is too
short to waste on just someone.

The key to everything is patience 

    

 

Lady in Red

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight



I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
My lady in red (I love you.)

Schumi The GOD !!!

In him I saw what self belief can do to a human being ... from being a decorated loser ( runner up) he is fast in lane to become a fighting champion. It's a pity that he is retiring next season. we are lucky to see champion in action.

End of the .... Series

Hi People,

I had posted a few poli poems which I came to know during studying (school/college)

Disclaimer: I don't own them nor support them, some may be in bad taste, Read it at your own Risk/Fun.

After a lot of feedback, I had to remove them ... sorry for the inconvenience :-)

Sincerely,
Chetan

DX@Work !!!

Who is Who ???

Degeneration X

Dangerous Confessions of Shimoga Episode

Confession No. 1
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Yes, I did It :-( ...... I made the cardinal sin of eating in a KaKa Hotel (hotel tara ... courtesy shivakumar) ... adu nonveg !!! It gave me a lifetime of memory. I hate eating non-veg now & have completely stopped eating non-veg !!!

Let me get into details ........
* Nakkan barota (its paratha) antha kodthane ... olle sandpaper thara hard agi iruthey.
* Nakkan EggMasala ante .... kolthogiro mori (motte) koche thara ithu ... yuck.
* Nakkan Gheerice antu vasane bartha ithu ... it was a restaurant in hell !!!
* Nakkan Chilly Chicken (Adi's Itemu) antu chilly + some alien thing(naayi mamsanu irbahudu) thara ithu ... i don't know how old was that ???
* Nakkan Slice anthu bottle open maadi naanu ucche uydiro thara ithu !!!

Losses:
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- We paid 200/- rs for the food we didn't eat.
- I got fever afterwards ... still recovering.
- I dont know whether i will ever taste nonveg again !!!

Gains/Lessons learnt:
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- Never Ever go to a restaurant near bus stand.
- I am not eating non-veg.

Confession No. 2
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Yes, I have the capacity .... yes i can simply drink half litre of whisky & have a terrible hangover the next day. I dont want to elaborate much on this ..... i hate the feeling of hangover !!! I sincerely apologize to all my friends for the inconvenience i caused the next day .... I hope you guys understand that i had very little energy left :-).


Lessons Learnt:
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- Never Ever have an hangover, when you have planned to do anything next day.
- Corrollary of 1: Moderate when you are in a far away place ;-) !

HP Habba Rewind: One Year Ago !!!

Hi All,
I was thinking about the title... and following things ran out of control in my mind.......
If it is all about having fun then why don't we have a BLAST 05.
If it is the festival of hp then why don't we call it HP-Habba 05 or STSD-Habba
If the Motto of fun@stsd is showcasing cultural talents then why don't we have a talentfest 05 or CultureFest 05
If you want to celebrate then why don't we have utsava 05
If you want it to be entertaining then let it be jalwa 05
If it is about partying like Spanish then why don't we call it fiesta 05
If we want to bring all the stsd employees together as Milana 05
Just how unix became HP-UX let fun become HP-FN 05
..........and many more......~stopped thinking~
If we can zero-in on the motto of the Fun@Stsd, Probably we can choose a title easily.
And why don't we ask Junta on hpiso general to give their optinion or suggestions for title.
More to come.....
~Chetan

Prema geema ...bari Sullu ....

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo
neeralli kande naanu ah meenina hejje ....
kannige kanaa lilla ah bannada gejje.

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo

nagutha baruva .... kanasu koduva ....
manasu muriva ..... tanuva suduva ....
e preetine sullu ....... kannalllina mullu...
premada aramaneye ... galiya gopuravo...
premada gelethanave ... nagara chumbanavo....
yella natakavo ... yella butakavo....

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo....

Parvathi illada paramesha ... yethako E-vaNa gosha
Premave jevana sandesha ... tegediriso ninna vesha

pralaya barali .... vilaya tarali
avale barali ..... usire bidali
nangenu bekilla ..... nangyara hangilla
naane sangeetha .... naane vedantha
adi anthyaku nanade sidantha
naane naadamaya ..... naane digvijaya

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo.....
neeralli kande naanu ah meenina hejje ....
kannige kanaa lilla ah bannada gejje.

Prema geema jaane doo..... yella mayavo....
premam sharanam gachame andre mosavo....

HP Closes In On IBM

Great News for Hpites.... HP Finally showing its value over Shit Company IBM.

Read thru' the snip from http://finance.yahoo.com/columnist/article/business/8704

HP creeps up on IBM

Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) might overtake IBM (IBM) as the world's largest technology company this year. (The New York Times, free registration required) HP posted better-than-expected revenue of $21.9 billion in its third quarter, an increase of 5 percent over the same period last year. CEO Mark Hurd expects revenue of $92.1 billion this year. Analysts think IBM's full-year revenue will be $89.9 billion. They credit HP with posting higher margins on computer sales, even though rival Dell (DELL) cut PC prices. "It shows that through restructuring and execution," said William Shope of J.P. Morgan, "HP has significantly changed the competitive landscape."

My First Rap: Bloody Fool

I'm a Bloody Fool,
rapping beside pool,
tryin to be cool,
with bunch of fools !

I'm a bloody fuck,
without any lady luck.

I'm a bloody devil,
with traces of evil.

I'm a bloody dude,
who aint too rude.

I'm a bloody fool,
tryin to be too cool.

I'm a bloddy punk,
dont fear you funk.

I'm a Bloody Fool,
rapping beside pool,
tryin to be cool,
with bunch of fools !

I'm a bloody Shadow,
understand you dodo !

Signals (on funnier note)

Signals (on funnier note)

A SIGSEGV is an attempt to do an _illegal_ thing,
A SIGBUS is an attempt to do an _immoral_ thing.

For example *NULL is illegal, it's breaking and entering, trying to smash up something which you have no right too, whereas *(char *)0x00000002 on many larger machines is immoral, you're trying to get your memory to do a misaligned access, half from one side of a wall and half from another, which would, no doubt, get it thrown out of the army.

For all those wondering I present the dps guide to SIGs.

SIGHUP
a. You're dumped, see if you can live alone, cackle, cackle.
b. I think you need to reconsider your position in life.

SIGINT Oy, you.

SIGQUIT Bog off.

SIGILL What, me do that, with my war-wounded ALU?

SIGBUS Eugh, your disgusting, I couldn't do that.

SIGFPE Look I never was any good at maths, I was more of an arts person really.....

SIGKILL You are dead.

SIGUSR1 Prod (Left hand side)

SIGSEGV Your nicked, sonny.

SIGUSR2 Prod (Right hand side)

SIGPIPE Lecturer, the students are asleep, nobody's listening to you.

SIGALRM Student, you're asleep.

SIGTERM You are being asked to resign.....

SIGCHLD Mr. Process, it's bad news I'm afraid, perhaps you better sit down, it's your child....

SIGCONT Sorry about that, right, yes, anyway, I'm all ears again now, fire away.

SIGSTOP Hang on a moment, I think I'm going to sneeze.

SIGTSTP Could you stop in a sec, I think I'm going to sneeze.

SIGTTIN Hang on, you mean there's a real world out there??? And I need to ask them a question?

SIGTTOU Hang on, you mean there's a real world out there??? And I need to tell them something?

SIGURG I am an orange, you are a camel, la de da, brwrwrwrwrwrwrw.

SIGWINCH Wow, I can see for miles now. The worlds really big, hangon it's shrinking. Where's that chocolate?

SIGPWR The auxillary power is failing Cap'n. We've got 20 minutes of air left, Jim.

Kale-Gaara

----------------------Prelude----------------------

KaleGaara ..... Ah Devaru Obbane KaleGaara

Hoo Managala Madida Prethiya madhu tumbida
Chandada hosa jodiya balalli kale hakida
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hadondu hadabeku .... adu chirakala kelabeku (2)

Namma baalu Namma baduku,
Kala Devanigi singarisuva hugalu

hadondu hadabeku .... adu chirakala kelabeku (2)

savira mullidaru minchuvudu gulabi hooo
savira sullidaru mereyivude satyavooo

nenneya nenapina Ah anubahavaaaa,
neene dara kangalu husi heladu,
kalakuva ragada ah kalarava,
nenne dare hrudayada ale nilladu

E-jeevana indu sanjeevana
E-gaayana prema rasayana

Namma baalu Namma baduku,
Kala Devanigi singarisuva hugalu,

hadondu hadabeku .... adu chirakala kelabeku (2)

Anuragada mantapa shubamangala hadide,
ammana yade humbala beladingala hagide

devisi harasuva E-kshanagalu, savira pujeya shuba phalgalu
Naalina baalina E-sangama, Taalida baalige sihi sangama

E-haadali apa swara yellide
E-baalali apa jaya yellide

Namma baalu Namma baduku,
Kala Devanigi singarisuva hugalu,

hadondu hadabeku .... adu chirakala kelabeku (2)

You can find the song here.

My Opinion:

This Song explores the beautiful relationship between god of art and artist.

One of my fav songs to which i had clung over weekend.

It's from the movie "Rasika"

Eyes...........

Short Geeching on Eyes..... (please bear with me for this murder of english poetry)

Eyes are like light, without which life is no bright
chapter as thought, without any cause or effect !!!

Well known that Eyes portrays psyche or its a well known cliche
Eyes see everything but mind says good, bad are all sins of Eyes.

Eyes see no Evil but mind gives Eyes vice
Eyes see no Good but mind earns Eyes virtue

Eyes reveal sight not only to bearer but also of vis-à-vis
Eyes reveal secrets which mind never reveals

Eyes are like highways to heart which can be seen
only with a heart which doesnot think like mind.

Will continue to digitize my random thoughts .... keep smiling :)

End of the Sequel .... Intelligible v/s Bubble Trouble

The same notations, remain .... the sequel was abandoned by me due to lack of interest and lack of time :-( .... well i caught up will all the good things apart from trouble ;-) !


The notation remains same

I = Intelligible
TB = Trouble Bubble

TB>
Trouble had and has no interest in the Intelligible
Busy bee is what is bubble
she has no patience to understand the intelligible,
and not even time to misunderstand the silly muggle.

I>
Trouble avers bubble has no interest in intelligible
but when he is planning to gift his poems to bubble
she tells him "why don't u give to your would-be lovable"
does that mean that she wants to be his trouble ???

TB>
An example of stupid logic applied by Intelligible
the poems are a mix of the muggle and the trouble bubble
can't gift those to myself, you crazy intelligible
and neither to you, like you did to the trouble

I>
Crazy Intelligible is not interested in bubble
hez had enough of bubble, now in search of real trouble
hez had enough of bubble impersonating trouble in futile
coz she not even know whats the trouble of life or love is like

To escape from this psuedo-bubble,
which thinks itself as trouble
and its mindset being non-acceptable
intelligible has better things to be cheerful than to puddle or muddle
with the so called bubble trouble or trouble bubble jumble

TB>
Watch your mindset first, crazy intelligible
you're just another muggle
who boasts of having seen life's and love's trouble
and who actually doesn't even understand that they too are bubbles
but of different genre and color of trouble

Bubble has had enough of your big boasts intelligible
if all you have any sense, then stop being a muggle
and if you don't, then keep looking for trouble
you'd never gonna have it, neither bubble nor trouble

Have seen many like you who haven't ever struggled
and just talk big in big words and pretend of being troubled
love and life's troubles are too complicated to be understood by you muggles
see who's talking abt them, he who never struggles

I>
Dont Worry ... this is not the end !!! A new thing begins with an End of another !
More sequels and some stories(fiction) will come your way !!!

I'm trying my geeching on Fiction ... hope to post something sooooon !

Part IV of Intelligible v/s Trouble Bubble

Fourth sequel to the rumblings between two unintelligible individuals called Intelligible and Trouble Bubble.

Same notation Carries well here too......

I = Intelligible(Me)
TB = Trouble Bubble


TB>
Whatever I may scribble
on that, you need not bubble
I talked abt the twist and not the trouble
Twists are a part of the trouble's bubble
Trouble fights no battles
coz she is not conquerable

So you continue with yr battle
the one-sided battle
and the babble
the one-sided babble
which doesnt trouble
the trouble bubble
she just enjoys the rambles of intelligibles
who have a misconception abt being intelligent n eligible
she'll just sit and watch doing no muddle

and the day you get tired of all the babble
and fall into a puddle
with a head with a nubble
don't even bother to come to trouble
and ask for mercy frm the bubble
coz she's merciless for the intelligibles

I>
Intelligible Pops the trouble out of bubble
by shooting your bubble or clusters of bubble
that have the same color, without any vigour

Any bubble, regardless of color,
will not even trouble intelligible
bubble babbles that shez trouble
but never bought me any trouble

if bubble comes with trouble
i will be waiting for you pal.

just to remind bubble that trouble
comes with everyone who has kernel
but only those with mettle
will not worry about the trouble

TB>
Yaaawn! Rattle rattle rattle
is how goes your babble
So uninteresting is your babble
that it brings sleep to bubble

Nothing like bubble comes with trouble
or trouble comes with bubble
Trouble is bubble
and bubble is trouble

Simple funda of a simple trouble bubble
you've just made it complex by seperating trouble from bubble
it'd be difficult for you, not trouble
even if you have a so-called kernel
and know how to mettle

Rattle babble muddle rattle
is how you continue a so-called battle

I>
ok, let me not hassle dear bubble
for she may stop troubling intelligible

Intelligible loves trouble bubble
and loves bubble when there is more trouble

bubble seems to misunderstand intelligible
that intelligible wants only bubble and not trouble


Things got a bit nasty in this edition though ... although i have tried to calm it down a bit ... let us wait and watch what happens next !

Part III of Intelligible v/s Trouble Bubble

The Sequel to Intelligible v/s Trouble Bubble series .... (hope u enjoy)

The Notations are
I = Intelligble
TB = Trouble Bubble.

TB>
Intelligible is clearly bragging abt his being a trouble
but bubble doesn't mind the trouble
as she pays no heed to this puddle
where intelligible loves to muddle
for his own share of troubles

Bubble IS trouble
that's why she's called Trouble Bubble
approachable or unapproachable
eligible or not eligible
bubble doesn't even give a damn to the intelligibles
the so-called intelligibles
the showing off intelligibles
the ignorant intelligibles
the pitiful intelligibles

I>
bubble enough of your foretell
afterall intelligible is not so docile

Intelligible in not as tangible
as you think bubble
hez more than a trouble
than u boisterous bubble

dont waste your time trouble
dont waste your energy bubble
dont waste your life trouble bubble
simply surrender to invincible intelligible

TB>
Look who's threatening trouble
Look who's calling trouble a boisterous bubble
Look who's calling himself the invincible
Look who thinks of himself as intangible

You think you're more than a trouble?
You're not even a 1/millioneth part of the trouble called bubble
Keep bragging and keep boasting of yourself as invincible
Bubble still doesn't give a damn to you, the so-called trouble

Waster your energy or do whatever, you muggle
you can never defeat the trouble bubble
you'd end up with nothing but a head with a nubble
after being knocked down by Trouble Bubble

I>
oh bubble you are so humble
why are u afraid of intelligible

how many ever times u call intelligible muggle
or threaten to hurt invincible intelligible
you will never be able to do that job well.

you have started to crib O' dear bubble
while intelligible will never take that trouble
It's not easy being trouble,
leave that to intelligible
coz hez better than bubble.

TB>
Do you even know the meaning of cribbing, you muggle?
Look up a dictionary, then it might become usable

I just yawned at yr usual brag, you muggle
Afraid, and trouble?
You've surely gone crazy, muggle in a puddle
Afraid is YOU, as with words, you struggle

Trouble doesnt care about the muggles
who try to prove themselves better than bubble
they may say whatever, do whatever, whatever they may muddle
But what they'd get is just a nubble.

I>
bubble plagiarises from potter the muggle
and brags about crib with intelligible
seldom she knows about intelligible
and falls into a pit of unknown trouble

whether intelligible is knowledgeable or negligible
bubble has got nothing to do with that trouble

bubble's bubble of victory seems to be in trouble
while intelligible is fast becoming unvanquishable
while bubble strugles with her limited set of syllable
just repeatedly using puddle, muggle and nubble

come grow up bubble, time to show your potential
your ideas are addle, time to show your trouble


TB>
You twist the words and make a struggle
and say that bubble has fallen in trouble
O ignorant, trouble is another name of bubble
it's an integral part of the bubble

So dont worry about bubble getting into trouble
also, bubble sticks to a set for ignorant intelligibles,
who, with a thesaurus, sit and struggle
for words which rhyme with trouble

Bubble doesnt waste her potential
with unintelligent and so called inteliigibles
you're just another babble,
trouble doesnt care, so babble and ramble

Instead of my trouble going into flames
the trouble for U is gonna rise like a flame


I>
take your time miss bubble,
I have a strong resolve
to make ur trouble dissolve

to battle with intelligible
is a gamble with your bubble
I know this is difficult for you trouble
and you accepted it by a scribble
on your friends scrap

ask for mercy from intelligible
he will forget your bubble and oblige
he will continue this eternal crusade
of crushing bubble's pride

Part II of Intelligible v/s Trouble Bubble

This is the second installment of the previous post .... enjoy maadi ( for benefit of bubble ... it means enjoy folks)

Our notations remain the same
I = Intelligible(me) = Intelligent + Eligible
TB = Trouble Bubble


TB>
True, that life's a bubble
with lotsa trouble
and it's only another bubble
with some more trouble
who can endure the trouble
called life, that's just a bubble
and not just any intelligible
can understand the trouble
and the bubble of trouble
that troubles the bubble
and bubbles the trouble

So Im the trouble and Im the bubble of life,
which itself is a bubble of lotsa troubles

I>
Good that u said life’s a bubble
But I don’t agree that it’s trouble
As I already said a bubble without trouble
Is not the trouble with bubble

The trouble with bubble is
Endurable for this intelligible
With out any muddle
Intelligible is very much understandable
So you need not worry about the trouble
Intelligible will have in bubbling the trouble

Life's a bubble
full of trouble
call it a bubble
or a bubble of trouble
for trouble bubble
it's mostly trouble.

Trouble Bubble
likes to live with trouble,
alone, not with any intelligibles
bcuz they think they can juggle
with any number of troubles
but they actually end up in a puddle
and muddle their own life's bubble
and the trouble's bubble.

So better don't mess with trouble
the trouble called Trouble Bubble
coz she can be the worst trouble
when it comes to intelligibles.

I>
Intelligible loves to have trouble
why don’t u understand bubble

bubble is worried for intelligible
for she fears trouble for intelligible
seldom bubble know’s that
Intelligible is Game for any trouble

Moral of the story is:
bubble is in trouble
but our hero Intelligible
will rescue bubble from trouble

TB>
This moral is just another rubble
coz bubble doesnt wanna be rescued from trouble
as trouble is an integral part of bubble
and bubble loves being in trouble

Trouble Bubble isn't worried for any intelligibles
even if they're game for trouble
and wanna resuce the bubble
brouble doesn't care, coz they'd anywayz be in trouble

Trouble Bubble
is a bubble of trouble
and loves being in trouble
and loves causing trouble
but hates the intelligibles
who mess with the bubble
and muddle
with the bubbles of trouble
the trouble, that is Trouble Bubble

So the moral is:

Better stay away from trouble
coz she's loves being in the bubble
and makes a mess of the intelligibles
who act smart and muddle
with the bubble of her trouble

I>
trouble trouble trouble
wonders intelligible

whether bubble is worth the trouble
is another jumble of trouble

Intelligible ponders all over trouble
Only to know that trouble is not trouble
But the source of trouble is not bubble,
which bubble wrongly thinks of trouble

Intelligible has lots of patience
he waits for trouble with diligence
with out expecting anything from bubble

this is not trouble for intelligible
becoz he know his love is purer than bubble
coz his lovez not going to bust with trouble
nor with denial by bubble or trouble.

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Inbetween Intelligible will taunt trouble bubble of his life by troubling the bubble with more trouble so that the trouble of documenting this will not be more than that of troubles !!!

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TB>
Whatever you may say intelligible
it's not gonna impress the bubble
so no need to take the trouble
of using the words for a juggle
as you're NEVER gonna get enuf of trouble
and even the bubble
do whatever, say whatever, whatever u may muddle
but bubble is a great trouble
and she's kicks all intelligibles
who mess with the trouble,
the trouble that is bubble,
bole toh Trouble Bubble

I>
oh my dear bubble,
the more u trouble
the love for u will get double

you are not understanding intelligible
coz he is not like all those people
who push you into trouble
when you deny them your bubble

bubble may kick intelligible
but, intelligible loves kicks of trouble !!!

bubble loves trouble
and trouble is intelligible,
so bubble loves intelligible

bole toh bubble loves intelligible
but she misinterprets her love as trouble

TB>
Trouble isn't intelligible
and neither is Bubble
and she hates all intelligibles
and the so-called intelligibles
and the one's who muddle
their so-called intelligence with bubble
and cause trouble
for themselves and bubble
But it's okay for bubble
cuz she's herself a trouble
and doesn't mind getting in Trouble
but NOT with an intelligible
the hollow intelligibles
the bragging intelligibles
Say whatever, do whatever you muggle
but Trouble would always be a Bubble
tht never bursts and never muddles
with stupid intelligibles

I>
Intelligible loves the troubles
which he gets on way to his bubbles

bubble or trouble doesn't mind intelligible
for him the spirit of trouble will get his bubble

Intelligible need not boast or bragg that hez eligible
coz intelligent bubble will know that he is approachable
and enjoys being a bubble marriageable Intelligible

If bubble thinks that shez is trouble
intelligible will have to show whos the real trouble
when bubble makes intelligible trouble bubble
bubble beliefs and opinions will burst causing a lovable chota intelligible [;)] !

Awaiting Bubble Trouble's reply and part III ;-)

Part 1 of Intelligible v/s Trouble Bubble

This is a Conversation that brought out the lost poet(or whatever) in me, after a long time. I have started to play with words and women ;-)

Below Conversation takes place in a virtual world called orkut, the two characters are
I = Intelligible(me) = Intelligent + Eligible
TB = Trouble Bubble = (I'll ask her)
For the uninitiated Intelligible started the conversation after seeing trouble bubble in a friends scrap book,

I> just to inform that ... i love trouble !
TB> Good that you love trouble, not Trouble Bubble
I> clever bubble avoiding trouble ?
TB> Bubble is the friend of Trouble so she doesn't need to avoid Trouble. For Bubble, Trouble is forever
I> If trouble is forever for bubble, then bubble is eligible for this intelligible
TB> Most intelligibles fail to handle the trouble that accompanies bubble and land themselves in trouble :)
I>
Dont worry "bubble with trouble" or
"trouble with bubble" (which ever u like ... enlighten me pls) ,
for this intelligible
trouble with bubble
is acceptable,

TB>
Trouble with Bubble
or Bubble with Trouble
whatever you say, it doesn't matter
coz' Trouble has always been a part of Bubble
Bubble has Trouble
and Trouble has Bubble
whatever you choose
it's always gonna be a TROUBLE

All intelligibles
think that they're eligible
and assume that Trouble
is light like a Bubble
but then it's Trouble
inside the Bubble
Burst it or float with it
it'd anyways be a TROUBLE

I> oh, I love the trouble of troubling a trouble with bubble or bubble with trouble even if its always gonna be a TROUBLE

TB>
Love or leave it
it'd always be a TROUBLE
and you've already taken the trouble
of troubling a Trouble
who herself is a Trouble
and is an expert in causing Trouble

I>
hey Trouble, life is also a bubble
but with lots of trouble,
but still intelligible love bubble
even when they know its nothing but a trouble

I dont think you are trouble
when trouble is not trouble
bubble becomes trouble and
trouble becomes bubble.

... hoping for part2...what say trouble ?

A Tribute to Dr Raj Kumar the Legend !

Kannada balaga matthu bandhugale.................

As we know Dr. Rajkumar Passed Away Recently, this post is dedicated to him. I have taken a forward which had all these wonderfull achievements of Rajkumar, which every indian will be proud of .....

# The First Actor in the Indian Film Industry to get Doctorate for acting (Mysore University)
# Only Indian Actor to get "Kentuky Colonel", a prestigeous award given by the Kentuky state, USA (previously recieved by British Prime Minister & Russian Prime Minister)
# The only Actor to have acted in only One language (Kannada) over a period of 50 years

# Only Actor in the Indian Film Industry, in whose name the State Government is giving an Award when he was still alive, every year to a person who has given outstanding contribution to the Film Industry
# Only Actor to have around 5000 fans Association across the world, Ignore this.
# Only Actor to recieve Nation Award for both Singing & Acting

# First Actor whose first film itself won the National Award for Best Movie
# First Kannada Actor to win "Dada Saheb Phalke Award", prestigeous award given by Indian Govt. for the achievement in the Film Industry
# Only Actor to have more than 10 Titles given by the Government & other Associations (Karnataka Rathna, Kannada Kanteerava, Kala Kausthuba, Rasikara Raja, Padmabhushana, Nata Sarvabhouma, Kentuky colonel, Annavru, Gana Gandharva, Nithya Noothana Nata Shreshta, Doctorate, etc...)

# Only Kannada Actor to recieve "Padmabhushan" award for achievement in the Film Industry
# Only Actor in the Indian Film industry to recieve 9 State Awards for acting, 10 Film Fare Awards, 2 State Awards for Singing
# Only Actor ever to Act in 14 Films in a single year twice, once in 1964 & other in 1968
# Only Kannada Actor to Act as Hero with both Mother & Daughter in the Kannada Movies

# Only Kannada Actor to win the "NTR Award" given by Andhra Govt. for the person giving outstanding contribution to the Film Industry
# He is the Hero of the Longest Running Kannada Movie ever - Bangarada Manushya, which ran for 2 years in one of the theatres in Bangalore & 1 year in 5 centres
# The Success Rate of his Movies is 95%, highest ever than any other actor in the Indian Film Industry

Dr Rajkumar is the only actor in the entire world who as an actor (that too with 3 to 4 crores of fan following), has never smoked a cigar/cigaratte or acted as drunkard or even held a glass of any kind of liquor in his hand in any of the movies. In real life also he is a non-alchoholic.

Last but NOT the least, which I liked of Rajkumar is He was Very Humble and Honest Human Being. Some of his old films do remind me of my childhood days, he will always be remembered as a wonderfull wonderfull actor !

Long Live Legend !

Drop'em All....

I am fed up with abysmal failures of indian team in test cricket. This team needs a big break, after ganguly left. I mean we have to start rebuilding the test team. It is nothing but a bunch of glorious bunnies !!! To me rebuilding is as simple as Droping old people and bringin some fresh legs.

@Dropzone are
Sachin (topper)
Bhajji (listless performer .... let him prove it in domestic cricket)
Sehwag ( same applies to him to )

@Freshlegs are
Raina (seems to be good)
Chawla (replacement for kumble in near future)
likes of Gambir, Venu's & Barrington rowland,etc

India should look forward to build a team which would win all conditions be it home or away, only then we could consider ourselves as Challengers to Mighty Aussies.

Best Compliment Ever !!!

I have received everything(almost all the crap in this world) about my hairs... ( I mean hairs on my head). From Parents to Relatives to Friends to anonymous guys, they have all said in unison that my hairstyle is crap !!! wait just let me recollect all the numerous, ingenious names ....
1.) Jogi (famous all over Independent Karnataka)
2.) Anniyan (name given by all my tamil friends)
3.) Ambi (---------------do--------------------)
4.) Remo (---------------do--------------------)
5.) Mogli (courtesy: colleague)
6.) Jungli (courtesy: colleague)
7.) Sanju baba (courtesy: colleague)
8.) Tarzan (courtesy: colleague)
9.) Lakapna-halli pujari (my mom)
10.) Don (courtesy: colleague)
11.) John Abraham !!! (courtesy: Colleague )
12.) Rockstar (friend)
13.) Futball player (friend)
14.) Dhoni (Average Indian Cricket Fan)
15.) Model (many Friends)

+++ Inumerable times people have sung hodimaga hodimaga, Jogi song's when i am in public.
Even in srikrishna's abode(udupi) i was not spared, somewas singing hodimaga/jogi chants when i was there.

If you think this is some of the best compliments / taunts people have thrown my way .... you are absolutely wrong ! Yesterday i had been to my cousins "seemantha" (i dont know how its pronounced ... basically its a girlie type function). A cute litte beautifull girl comes saw me coming and shouted to her uncle. "Mama, yaar adu ... English-Navra ???"
I was shell shocked, wait i minute from which angle do i look like that ... how different are humans perceptions and cognizances. But I was impressed for a minute ... wait this is the best compliment which I have come across.

English-Navru !!!

MES College Nudimuttugalu ....

Here comes the NudiMuttugalu.......

1.) IF u think ur OUTSTANDIN....u wil b STANDING OUT....!!
2.) there are 3 types of sexual disease and u'll get any one of them in the exam
3.)
"illenu jatka odkantha iddina"
"illenu maramman dance madthaiddina, hage galati madthiralla"
4.) "I talking, she talking, why you middle middle talk?"!!!
5.) eega swalpa meenugaLa bagge odoNa. 2 sankhyegaLanna togoLLi. iveraDara madhyadalli ondu meenanna biDi. idE arithmetic meenu
6.) egyptians dugged wells!
7.) KATTE BADAVA,5 HOURS PORTION 1 HOURALLI COVER MAAD SAYBEKU,SLOWLY NANTE SLOWLY,MUCHKOND KUTKO RASCAL
8.) we the people of the study of the history hoisting rockets!!!
9.) You are regularly irregular to class so yours new face
10.) Dating? My son ok..My daughter...NOOO
11.) avaru sullu helodanna manglurinalli kalitharu
12.) aids does not spread by "shake handing

Some Memorable moments @ Dodaldamara(Big Banyan Tree)

For starters I had taken few of my friends to see the sites, which my cousin was entrusted to sell. I had a bad day at feild, spilling and spoiling the mood. Anyhow I managed get out of my guilt and headed for office. Kiran was miscalled and was summoned to my darbar. I took kiran to my home along with satish(one of my accomplice for the heist which follows). We met some of satish's freinds at Magadi Road & Ring Road Junction (Gowdas INN to be exact !!!)......
Current mood : Pissed off !!!.... I lost a fully loaded blog ... due to ..........
ok now let us see sites ...........














Some more photos of future layout ..... I prefered ground shots to be safe......

All of them saw the future layouts and started calculating the financial aspects of the layout and its feasibility.

Now lets get back to the main thing, some one saw savandurga betta (its visible from the layout) and pop came the idea of biking to savandurga !!! Ok, I said let me see ... well we can decide while we are leaving was my answer to the plan. The time, we had to decide, we asked locals as how much kms away is savandurga .... another 50kms came my response in unison with locals. 50k was too much in that heat/dust/kachada road. Some one said that dodda alada mara is just 10kms away from where we were, so we decided that we are going to dodda alada mara... means a big banyan tree(sorry for not explaining earlier).

Yeah, the road as expected was terrible, it was a hot, sunny day. Luckily we hit a patch of road which had been tarred a few days back. It was fun riding on that road, except for a frightening moment ... i thought i would hit a cow which was dancing on the road ... freakin I was for a moment !

We did reach the dodalada mara without much hue or cry. I had not taken anything since marning, so we jumped into a dabba hotel... but food was ok(bit costly though... he charged 10 bucks for a plate of ricesambar ... which one would get easily for 5 bucks in any village).

Current mood: Blogger sucks man...its not allowing me to upload any images !

After the lunch, we headed straigt into the dodda alada mara, it wasnt crowded strangely on a sunday ! May be its not the place it used to be, it was a great picnic spot maybe 5-10 years back, when i had visited with my cousins. The place is now kept really clean, very well maintained. I saw a batch of primates on a bench, took lot of videos and snaps of them....felt that i could become a wildlife videographer, some were really close(up). And there was a beautifull aunty whom we couldnt resist taking a snap of her. Mission Accomplished ! btw the mission was to see dodaladamara and not taking snap of aunty ;).

We left the place and reached Raghavendra's place.... I cannot forget the taste of chakli...its taste was exactly matching with chakli of my moms .... quite possible that both may be having same recipe !!! Thanks to your mother raghu for chakli and sweet kajaya.

Well, there ended my trip, i had to drop balli(satisha) to his college(UVCE...hez doin his partime BE).

That's it for now ... signing of from my desk ... yours truly Chetan !

PS : I would upload photos into this post as and when blogger allows me to so ;)

My Favourite Toy.....

Let me introduce all of you to my new partner.... my pulsar is more than a bike for me & i refer to it as she.
I am incredibly Fida on her. When I was looking for a bike, my options were like looking for a second hand bike or a lowend bike to satisfy my transport needs. I was not all looking at pulsar ... initially i was a bit allergic towards pulsar becoz of its rich kid looks. Finally it was pulsar mainly because of my father and brother insisted on pulsar(her).

Ok, I had to wait for 2 days to get my hands over her. My dad had got the bike when i was away ... i dont remember where i was then. First Impression ... yeah she is much better than average bitch(hero's, & tvs's) you can find. Infact she is royal. She started to turn me on, whenever I saw her. A guy who was hating her, was suddenly starting to love her. This was like a perfect story book love story where guy initially hates gurl and later realizes the love for gurl and starts loving her so much that he cannot think of another gurl now !!!

Yenu ide sisya life nalli??

yenu illa
nakkan belagge eddare ade kittogiro mukha
ade kittogiro brushu
ade kittogiro snana
ade kittogiro combu
ade kittogiro mirror
ade kittogiro wastebody mirrornalli
ade kittogiro watchu
ade kaacha
ade kittogiro shoe
ade kittogiro batte
ade kittogiro bussu
bus standnalli ade kittogiro figuregalu
busnalli ade kittogiro colleaguesu
ade kittogiro Old Madras Roadu
OM Roadnalli ade kittogiro traffic jamu
traffic jamnalli ade kittogiro ITPL figuregalu
ade kittogiro KR Puram bridju
ade kittogiro officu
ade kittogiro Desktopu
ade kittogiro clientu
ade kittogiro bandli manageru
ade kittogiro avana PJgalu
PJgalige naguva ade kittogiru scrap figurgalu
ade kittogiro GM emailsu
ade kittogiro 10 gante tea breaku
ade kittogiru toilet breaku
ade kittogiro orkuttu
orkutnalli ade kittogiro friendsu
ade kittogiro cafeteria
ade kittogiro leather chapathi Thali
ade kittogiro afternoon walku
ade kittogiro afternoon tea breaku
afternoon breaknalli ade kittogiro scrap figurgalu
figurgala ade kittogiro nakra
nakrakke nanna ade kittogiro middle finger
sayankala ade kittogiro 'snakes'(snacks)
snakes admele ade kittogiro dodda morige nanna contributionnu
tirga ade kittogiro bussu
ade kittogiro bus stopu
nakkan ade kittogiro mukta
mukta admele ade kittogiro porn websitu
nakkan konege ade kittogiro bed
bed mele ade kittogiro j*t*k*.

Ide namma Software Engineergala dina nityada nakkan kittogiro routine.

Short Story by my friend

There was a contest in my company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which wud start with the line " On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station "

This is what i worte for the contest....... surprisingly, it was adjudged the best short story ;;))

On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase "appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details where typed in flying colours. Thunders broke into my ears and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry , I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.

While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange co-incidence, this guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind......... splash!!! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "wake up man. Come to meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready"

Sleeping with roaches,lizards & rats......

I didnot know what Herpetophobia(Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things) meant, but came to know when i had to find a word for my ordeal. I had to share (still sharing) my bed with roaches, lizards & rats for more than a week. Every night I used to wake up in awe ....why, why, why ..... it happens only to me. why do these roaches,lizard are so fond of my face and bed ?

The answer to the above question seemed irrelevant to me, since it doesn't solve my problem.

I couldn't find a solution to this problem .... but workaround I did... now i have to sleep keeping the lights on, since those creepy, crawly things dont come out in bright light !

Still ... I sleep with my eyes open.

60 things sudhi may want to do.....

With reverential contributions from Ajay, Myself, Ravi, Sujith, santosh, yadu, adi, simha ....

1. sudhi getting engaged ...cant happen cos he has got an elder brother...
2. sudhi starting a political party.. cant say..
3. sudhi will introduce his girl friend to all of us...quite possible..
4. sudhi HAS BOUGHT A MOBILE!!! n wants to give his num to every one....
5. sudhi is going onsite......yea quite possible..
6. sudhi is planning to attack MSRIT lecturers... good plan..!!!
7. sudhi is going to perform some street play...cool ..
8. sudhi must have got a call from a premier B-school.....quite possible
9. sudhi must be planning to change his career...also possible.
10. sudhi wants to start a fraud business/blade company.......not quitepossible
11. Sudhi wants to plan a party for someone.......very remote possibility thou' with the e-mail list he sent to.
12. Sudhi got inspired from AOL(Art of Living) and plans for a similar event on a smaller scale in MSRIT Parking lot.
13. sudhi getting married!!! without getting engaged !!??...balle idhyale....yak ist athra ....???
14. all of us meeting to hit ravi
15. sudhi wants us adopt his kid'S'...
16. Sudhi wants to open an orphanage.
17. sudhi want to open an old age home.
18. sudhi wants to start an NGO/ School / hospital.
19. sudhi wants to go to Himalayas and become a saint.
20. sudhi wants to give a treat, reason ... His brother is getting engaged.
21. Sudhi got a job in Microsoft and has to relocate to hyderabad by this month....This one looks the most probable
22. Sudhi got rated 10/10 !!!!.... Ask him for more details...
23. Sudhi switching profession to become a fashion photographer ... His long standing dream !
24. Sudhi did a drama... And he was givne a hot/kissing scene.
25. Sudhi will be hit by all our managers for wasting our bandwidth on non project related work items ?
26. Sudhi had a dream last night abt his Previous life...and wants to fulfill it ...aka Chandramukhi style......someone must be calling him..raa.raa..
27. hes got a break in telugu movies...and is replacing pawan kalyan in his latest movie.....
28. SUDHI WONT BE COMING THERE AND WILL BE FOOLING ALL OF US!!!!
29. Sudhi becoming project manager ???
30. Sudhi wants to release his autobiography for all of us...
31. Sudhi donating his (thanu, mana & dhana) to a social cause (common guys .... increasing population is also a social cause)
32. Sudhi wants confess his papa of creating papas....
33. Sudhi showing off his superiority to vicky by introducing his own MSRIT telecom gal !
34. Sudhi wants to record a music album with his reverse singing
35. Sudhi wants to run nude through MSRIT .....maybe being challenged by some girl...like in Boys
36. Sudhi has learnt hypnotism and wants to exhibit
37. Sudhi wants to exhibit his dancing talents.
38. Sudhi wants to discuss whether he should abstain from sex until marriage
39. Sudhi just wants to throw an evening party for his name to be remembered.
40. Sudhi wants to beat the shit out of somebody, Fight Club style…..lots of Inspiration form the movie I guess.
41. Sudhi wants to take up to all vices
42. Sudhi has acquired some Godly powers and wants to exhibit it.
43. Sudhi wants to start a new company.
44. Sudhi wants to go and settle down in a village and produce electricity- Swades style.
45. Sudhi want to get a tattoo.
46. Sudhi wants to discuss on whether he should grow his hair like Chetu and create some confusions.
47. Sudhi has got a H1B visa and is planning to live abroad.
48. sudhi wants to make a piligrimage tour on his Ikon.
49. Sudhi wants to make a visit to all the Re.1 PCOs in Bangalore ….and wants us to help him get the list.
50. Sudhi bought a new bike....wants to treat us.
51. Sudhi wants a group photograph of MSRIT Kalswamyjis.
52. Sudhi plans to take us to a movie... Night show !
53. Sudhi has started doing all thing backwards .... And wants to demonstrate that ...
54. Sudhi has moved up one level higher ... Started Reciting entire movie scripts .. That too backwards.
55. Sudhi wants to buy a computer ...
56. Sudhi wants to declare a war against corruption.
57. Sudhi wants to build a house for his future... Suggestions please.
58. Sudhi has started communicating in sign language.
59. Sudhi has stared in a MSRIT Mallige...wants to show a preview of that.
60. Sudhi want to become indian idol...wants us to help in showcasing his talent.

& many more.....................................

finally he didnt turn up on time on the D'Day.